Need the perfect gift for someone who absolutely deserves a bag of dicks? Look no further. Each sack is filled with miniature, hand-poured cement Richards—cheeky little pieces with big personality.

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Whether you’re:

• Sneaking them into your friend’s house as the ultimate prank

• Hiding them around your partner’s belongings one by one (the long game)

• Sending them anonymously to an ex, a coworker, or a frenemy

• Stuffing stockings, Easter eggs, or birthday piñatas

• Using them as unforgettable bachelorette party favors

• Keeping one on your desk as a power move (no judgment)

—these lil’ guys never fail to surprise and delight.

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Made from solid cement, these mini anatomical wonders are:

• All one size and classic cement gray

• Durable enough for indoor or outdoor mischief

• Paintable (great for DIY lovers!)

• Packaged in a cheeky labeled bag with plenty of personality

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